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Hi, I'm Jacqueline. I'm 17 and I love Vampire Weekend way too much.

A Seascape, Shipping by Moonlight, (detail); by Claude Monet.
    *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
    *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
    *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
    *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
    *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
    *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
    *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
    *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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cookienun:

wait

haru-to-my-levi:

the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

(Source: kirschtastic)


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emilysachs:

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orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….


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